trashypunkers:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 

effses:

HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH

if you’re a s t r o n g f e m a l e you don’t need permission

natasha: ”I find that it’s easier to keep your true self buried under several layers of untrue selves, to protect yourself.”
s: “…That’s not a good way to live.”
natasha: “No, but it’s  a  g o o d  w a y  n o t  t o  d i e.”

tsuki-nekota:

Sammy’s life is hard

Liam Dunbar in 4x11 "A Promise to the Dead"

raquelegee:

awildhyzyappears:

kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings

are you there god? its me the crushing doubt that you exist

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them